May 2013
oomshi: *asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
May 24th
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fefeferi: when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
May 24th
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strawberry-taffy: me sneakin into yo man’s house
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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allmymetaphors: isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves 
May 24th
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sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
May 24th
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undirty: *romantically climbs onto your balcony, to ask for the wifi password.*
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
May 24th
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May 23rd
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askinnyblackman: knee-high socks (◕‿◕✿) thigh-high socks (✿ ♥‿♥)
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
May 22nd
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scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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simplyskylarr: sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend Every fucking person on this website is mental unstable and disturbing.
May 22nd
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greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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fffcuk: give me attention so i can ignore you
May 22nd
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gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future 
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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lameborghini: will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
May 22nd
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