oomshi: *asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
fefeferi: when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing
strawberry-taffy: me sneakin into yo man’s house
allmymetaphors: isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves
sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
undirty: *romantically climbs onto your balcony, to ask for the wifi password.*
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
askinnyblackman: knee-high socks (◕‿◕✿) thigh-high socks (✿ ♥‿♥)
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
morristibbs: IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
simplyskylarr: sexualbread: *smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend Every fucking person on this website is mental unstable and disturbing.
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
fffcuk: give me attention so i can ignore you
gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future
lameborghini: will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks